Possible Wedding Invitation Text

There once was a handsome Native American man named Christopher William Thomas who met a hot Native American chick named Brenda Dawn Franics.
After 3-years they decided to fly to Las Vegas, Nevada and commit their love into eternity under the lights of downtown Las Vegas.
They were going to do wedding invitations.
They were going to do wedding invitations.
They were going to do wedding invitations.
They were going to do wedding invitations.
Then six months later they did wedding invitations.
Please join them in mind, spirit, or body at the Imperial Palace Sky Chapel in Las Vegas, Nevada on October 31st.
Wear your costume, and be prepared to dutch it up at a trashy buffet following the ceremony.

Joke Wedding Invitation Text

There once was a man named Christopher William Thomas, no, he was not white.
He was Native American.
He moved from Spokane to Seattle to live with his fabulous cousin Casey.
While in Seattle he met Casey's awesome friend Brenda.
He immediately fell for Brenda after about six months.
He agreed they could get married if SHE still liked him after three years.
To his amazement this wonderfuly beautiful smart intelligent woman did.
They are to be married on October 31st in Las Vegas, Nevada, and guess what...they would love it if you were able to attend either in spirit or in real life!
They are going to be married at 6:15 at the Imperial Palace's Sky Chapel.
Please RSVP via Facebook to let either one of them know you are going to attend.
If you to tell Christopher, please remind him to tell the beautiful Brenda.

I hate subject lines

Christopher William Thomas.
Brenda Dawn Francis.
Mr. & Mrs. Christopher Thomas
Mr. & Mrs. Thomas
Christopher William Thomas
Brenda Francis-Thomas

Halloween
Halloween 2012

Las Vegas
Las Vegas 2012

Christopher and Brenda 2012
Christopher and Brenda Halloween
Christopher and Brenda Halloween 2012
Christopher and Brenda Las Vegas
Christopher and Brenda Las Vegas 2012
Christopher and Brenda Thomas, Halloween, Las Vegas, 2012.
Imperial Palace

My Mother's Perfume

My Mothers Perfume
The smell permiates off her beautiful skin,
When I lived away from my mother I would always inhale deeply when I smelled it on someone else.
When my daughter comes home from Grandma's house I can tell when she's received sweet hugs from Grandma,
Then,
When I hug my daughter it is grandmother, granddaughter and mother and daughter love all in one swoop.
Even my dog Tyra gets the grandmotherly love, known as the grandpup. She comes home smelling like Grandma's love.
Clothing, blankets, when she rides in her car, the perfume does not own her, SHE owns the scent of the perfume, unlike a teacher I had.
Forever and ever and ever, the scent will be my Mother's.